A Modest Proposal

So, a little background:

a) IF you know who Evelyn and/or I am, go ahead and skip this paragraph.  Evelyn and I met in our 10th grade English class.  As the story goes, we went to junior and senior proms together, went to separate colleges (and stayed together), and met back up after graduation in DC.  In total, we’ve been dating a bit over 7 years, so I may have glossed over just a bit.

b) IF you know what a Garmin Forerunner is, skip this paragraph.  I have this fancy watch.  I wear it when I run and it keeps track of how fast I go, my heart rate, and even a map of where I’ve been.  Every few seconds it records where I am using GPS.  As the dots connect, it shows where I went.  Super cool!  I’ll give you a moment gather yourself…  I can then hook it up to my computer to look at all the data.  Information overload: check.

Anyway, the morning of Evelyn’s birthday, I went for a run (much to her disappointment, I’m sure).  But not any old run.  No sir/ma’am!  I had big plans for this one.  I headed down to The Mall to find a big area to use as my canvas.  I would be my paintbrush.  It was all the more amazing doing this in the shadow of the Washington Monument.

I bet I looked like a crazy person running in the dark (I started at 6am) in zig zags (totaling about 2 miles).  I retraced my steps, crossed the street a few times in the same place, dropped my water bottle to mark where I need to run back to, maneuvered through trees…it was chaotic to an outsider (aka everyone).

I got home before Ev returned from the gym, blew up some balloons (lightheaded: check.), and uploaded the running route to my computer.  She got back, showered, and then sat at the computer.  Here begins the awkward endearing short story I tried to get out to explain why I needed to show her this run.  Something along the lines of “Hey Ev, so I was running today, and it felt strange how I was running back and forth in the same places, but I just went with it.  I didn’t think anything of it, but then I put it on the computer and here’s what it looked like.  And I have something for you that I found on my run.”  That’s when I showed her the map and while she looked a little puzzled, I got down on one knee and asked her if she’d marry me!  And, I wouldn’t have written this otherwise, but just in case, she said yes!

She admitted that she didn’t quite get it that I actually ran the path on the screen, so I had to explain it real quick, but then all was good.  Also, she thought I brought her back like a rock from my run (not too far from the truth!).  We made a quick decision that we wouldn’t tell anyone until we told our families in person, who were coming to visit 10 days later.  Thus, no one could know!  Sorry to everyone who was duped, deceived, or misled.  Don’t take it personally!  And here is what the map of where I run looked like:


For you skeptics, I didn’t follow a path or map this ahead of time.  I just followed my heart (awww.  swoon.  love.  yay.  puppies.)

    • Vicki Sarasohn
    • September 12th, 2009

    Michael, I had know idea you were such a romantic. That was so original and extremely sweet. I am very, very happy for you and Ev. Can’t wait for the wedding!

    Aunt Vicki

  1. OK, this has to go down into some anthology of the most original marriage proposals or something. Congratulations!

    • Colin
    • September 12th, 2009

    I love that you were able to incorporate running into your proposal. What a cool idea. I’m so excited for you guys. Congrats again.

    • Rebecca in Chicago
    • September 12th, 2009

    Best Ever!!! Run, Michael, Run!! 🙂

    • Rene Gomez Colasuonno
    • September 13th, 2009

    That is awesome Michael! I love it!
    What a romantic! (take after dad?)
    Congratulations to you and Ev!
    Hope to see you soon! Love you! xoxo

    • Aunt Meta
    • September 13th, 2009

    I guess that was called the “Run For Evelyn”. Glad she said yes. Thrilled for both of you.

    • Uncle Steve
    • September 13th, 2009

    Mike….Totally awesome!

    • your favorite sister
    • September 13th, 2009

    amazing! so excited!!!!

    • sheila nickerson
    • September 15th, 2009

    Michael, this was a brilliant idea. You could start a business with Garmin. My love to both you and Evelyn. Love, Sheila

    • uncle pat
    • September 16th, 2009

    Congratulations from Aunt Mary and me to you and Evelyn .. Uncle Pat

    • Your youngest, awesomest, most beautiful (take that julie) sis! and u know it
    • September 17th, 2009

    This was creative. So awesome man! This is really juicy! (Thats what Mrs.Z says!) And feisty too (sneaky) lol love ya I love AC KC!!!! So yumiful! xoxo

    • ellen glazer
    • September 18th, 2009

    Michael, I have such a big smile on my face! What a wonderful, creative, delightful proposal. As a runner, I can truthfully say that I can’t think of a better way to make “a modest proposal.” I am so happy for both of you!
    Mazel Tov, L’shana tova and Love,
    Aunt Ellen

    • Roseann and Doug
    • September 18th, 2009

    Congratulations to you and Evelyn!

    What an amazing idea and very creative!

    All our best wishes!

    • Mike Cioce
    • September 19th, 2009

    Big Mike,

    That is so great! congratulations!

    with love,

    Little Mike

  2. Wow. That’s awesome. I’ve thought about something similar, but never to the effort to do it. What a great way to propose.

    • Andi Wiener
    • October 16th, 2009

    A real “Rocky” moment in my favorite city. I guess running shorts & nikes R acceptable attire to the wedding.

    Congratulations Michael & Evelyn. So impressed with your originality, focus & stamina.
    Love, Andi

    • Cousin Liz
    • February 23rd, 2010

    Congrats Michael and Evelyn!!!

    • Joan Rosenberg
    • September 25th, 2009

    Congratulations Michael and Evelyn! I have been running for 30 years and have never come across a more beautiful and creative use of this fantastic sport.

    Maybe you could include a short “run” in your wedding ceremony. You know I would be game!

    Can’t wait so see you guys. Best of everything. Regards and mazel tov to your parents, Evelyn.

    Love, Joanie

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